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Jason Hartmann is an NCAA coach and a former American long-distance runner who specializes in marathon races. He won the Twin Cities Marathon in 2009. He was the top American finisher at the 2010 Chicago Marathon and was fourth at the Boston Marathon in both 2012 and 2013. His personal record for the event is 2:11:06.
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\"Still Got a Long Way to Go\" is a collaborative song by ARIA Award-winning Australian musicians, Jimmy Barnes with Diesel. \nIt was released on 2CD format as the third and final single from Barnes' album Flesh and Wood (1993). Barnes and Diesel performed the song on live TV. and a black and white music video was released to promote the song.
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