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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
{"type":"standard","title":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 2069","displaytitle":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 2069","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2600871","titles":{"canonical":"United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_2069","normalized":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 2069","display":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 2069"},"pageid":37277139,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/Military_terminal_at_Kabul_International_Airport.jpg/330px-Military_terminal_at_Kabul_International_Airport.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Military_terminal_at_Kabul_International_Airport.jpg","width":3264,"height":2448},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271182368","tid":"427e8a47-d912-11ef-9493-8d52992f117b","timestamp":"2025-01-22T22:43:12Z","description":"United Nations resolution adopted in 2012","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_2069","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_2069?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_2069?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_2069"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_2069","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_2069","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_2069?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_2069"}},"extract":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 2069 was unanimously adopted at its 6843rd meeting, on 9 October 2012.","extract_html":"
United Nations Security Council Resolution 2069 was unanimously adopted at its 6843rd meeting, on 9 October 2012.
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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}