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Lewis Ben Williams is an American former professional football player. Born in Belzoni, Mississippi, Williams played as a defensive lineman at the University of Minnesota. He led the team in sacks for the 1990 and 1991 seasons, and was named as honorable mention to the Associated Press's 1990 All-Big Ten Conference football team and a second-teamer on the 1991 All-Big Ten Conference football team; he held the all-time sack record for the Golden Gophers upon graduation.
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