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The Kuwait Super Cup is football competition in Kuwait organised by the Kuwait Football Association (KFA) since 2008. Until the 2022–23 season, the competition served as the opening match of the season and was played between the champions of the Kuwait Premier League and the Kuwait Emir Cup of the previous season. The current version has been contested since 2023–24 by four teams: the champions and runners-up of the Premier League and the Emir Cup and the Kuwait Crown Prince Cup. If the name of one of the teams is repeated, the third-placed team in the league will participate, followed by the fourth-placed team.
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